In my life there have been a few men.
Gross and pimply - Oh! And one guy named Ken!
These unwashed boys have come and gone,
For my vision of Prince Charming they never outshone.
Then at the ripe old age of 18 years old,
My man walked in, worth WAY more than gold!
'But when will he notice me?' I said in a huff,
As my man wandered around and strutted his stuff.
And then an idea! It came rather quick!
To make sure that I was my man's only pick!
A skirt over my trousers(pants) was sure to impress,
And make me unique and stand out from the rest!
I can tell you today that my plan has succeeded!
My friends, never flirt any more than is needed.
My job here is done, my story's been told.
I'm glad I have my Lee to grow wrinkly and old :O)
*TRUE STORY*
6 comments:
hahahahah! he told me he noticed you first you cos you wore skirts over jeans and he thought you were cool! (its true)
I remember you doing that and now, EVERYONE does it! what's up with that? A trend setter years before? Weird.
Mom - xo
:D
Yes! Skirts over jeans DO work! Woop, woop! Got me a husband!
:O)
That is hilarious.
Though totally unsurprising at the same time...LOL
Haha! Thanks David...I think, LoL!
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